An Abundance of Katherines
-2^7 x^8 + 2^2 x^3 - x^2/16^3 - 8.6x^2 - -2x + 1/16 + 13 - 2 + sin(2x)/2 [1+(-1)^2.5 + 1 (x + 11pi/2)^-2.5/ (x + 11pi/2)^-2.5]

And the moral of the story is that you don't remember what happened. What you remember becomes what happened.